Three of my favorite things…
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/10/14/the-nerdiest-t-shirts-for-nerds/
I won’t steal any of the bandwidth from these guys by hotlinking, but any article mentioning guys in their mom’s basement smelling of cheetos and sunny d is a winner in my book…
I missed posting anything for how many days? Well, that’s what you get when you have no life and nothing to post about.
Well, here you go…Â a new pitiful post.
Yes, that article discusses using human breast milk for ice cream…
I just want to see the comments…Â after I get my real ice cream out of the freezer and enjoy it.
As with most IT jobs, I have a period of time where I am “on call” and have to carry the “point phone” for my group. And while I refuse to actually operate that crappy old Motorola phone (thank you forwarding), it’s not nearly as bad as sticking around with a machine nearby you for a week straight.
While I have a BlackBerry (love my 8830 WE) which technically makes me on-call 24/7/365 via phone or email, email is a more limited on-call sort of thing. I might not check it, and I don’t have a scheduled “check” time in the evenings. It’s more convenience for me and the others that at night/weekend, I can put the ball back in their court with a quick response. The voice part though is the worst part.
Our on-call system is, like I said, a point phone system. All the field techs, the help desk, the machine room operators, managers, etc… know this phone number. If they suspect anything is a network issue, they call that number. If a telco sees an issue that under our SLA they are to call into the help desk/after hours staff, I eventually get a phone call. Basically, you get a LOT of phone calls. And 99%, you don’t need to deal with.
I say that because of our uptime requirements. Basically, we need to have 24/7 five nine’s uptime from 8 AM to 5 PM across both time zones. The rest of the time, for the most part (there are a few 24/7 shops out there), I don’t care if the WAN link is down because no one is there. No affected users, and no one to look at it. Since the first thing a telco will ask is if you verified power and local equipment, and no one is there, pointless to even check on it. Better to just check the weather in the area to see if a power outage is likely in that area, or check the logs of other devices in the city/region to check for a pattern. All of this though, can be done from home. And that’s nice, and not so nice at the same time.
Our system of getting hours for on-call time is:
- You get “straight time” for anything you do from home.
- You get “inconvenience time” if you HAD to come into the office to work on/check on something. And they ask that you try to work from home first. That doesn’t always happen, as not all of my team bothers to keep home Internet access (they don’t use it). So for some, it’s inconvenience time all the time. That means 3 hours of pay “added” to the week (if you have one period of Inc Time in a 40 hour week, you now have a 43 hour week, 0 overtime hours, minus the number of hours you actually worked on the issue. So, you are left with a choice. Go in, ruin your night, and try for the hours (which they will ask you to flex out anyway), or try from home, and get screwed on the money/hours thing.
Not to mention the fun calls that come in. I get a phone call from a “non-native English speaker” in 3rd shift operations one night. Guy doesn’t even say who he is, just starts.
Me: “Hello?”
Him: “Tee, juan, down. Fi juan queue ecks gee eh…”
Me: “Whoa, slow down. Did _____ call this in? What city? When?”
Him: “I don’t know, I just supposed to call. Will you look at dis?”
Me: “Send me all of this in an email please. I’ll look at it.”
Hang up.
Already mad, I log into the support portal to find the list of sites down. All in one town. Radar shows….. *drum roll* a giant thunderstorm over the city! And not a single site is a 24/7! And it’s Sunday at 1:45 AM! And it’s the NIGHT AFTER MIKE’S WEDDING!!!!
Needless to say, I dread Oct 1. The next time I start a week of on-call is then. Every 18 weeks, I get a rotation. Must be within 10 minutes of the office is the unofficial rule. Thankfully, I have an Aircard…
So, the dull weekend brought forth one good thing, a newfound liking of the show House. Never really sat down to watch it, but it was on in force, and the remote was… there (you can’t see, but I’m pointing far away), so I gave it a shot. And it passes inspection.
A smart-ass main character with no shame in his body (all went out with the leg), an aussie (adds points to about anything), a hot young doctor, a neat set, and a token. Adds up to a winner for me.
Now that the DVR has another show to fill up my evenings, I have more time to make plans. My cousin’s wife (family shrink, literally, she’s got the degrees to back it) reminded me of the good it would do me to get out of town for a couple days to SF or RC. And of course she reminds me of all the other things that would do me some good, like a woman, a maid, hobbies, etc… but what does she know :-). Regardless, I’m trying to put together enough of a task list/shopping list to justify a 1-2 day trip to SF. Any major events happening down there that I could try to correlate my trip with? And not a drunk bus thing, that would be bad for Andy… and you I would guess. Given that the average weight of most of you is sub 175, you are easily tossable around the bus…
I love randomness…. always have, always will.
Which will you click first????
So call me un-American, but once I heard that we, as a species, needed to do sex-checks/testing on athletes, age checks, etc… I decided that the Olympics were really beyond saving, and therefore not worth watching at all.
It’s a shame too, as I used to like watching some of the events. The running stuff, boring. Javelin was ok (spear throwing, what’s not to like), gymnastics was incredible… but I gave them all up. No more.
I tried to get excited for Phelps, but I couldn’t. Glad he did what he did, incredible performance, but I didn’t watch any of it.
Just another thing as I get older that is removed from my life, either by force or my choice.
Well, at least now that they are over, my late-night talk shows are back on. Robot Chicken reruns to fall asleep to were getting old…
…seriously complain about an outage of a free service? Twice in the last month or so, I’ve heard repeated whining, bitching, and moaning about how people were inconvenienced or affected by the Gmail or Google Apps outages. Inconvenience, ok, I can buy that. It can suck to not have access to your email for a while, but if it is not your business email, it’s not that big of a deal most all of the time. 
Now, for the real complaint: People that base their business on a free product/service, and bitch when they can’t reach it. Why? Why? Why? Why is it that most of the people that say this allowed to write? If you are basing your whole show, your livelihood on a free product/service with no SLA, no guarantees, no real support system, then I can’t feel bad for you at all when I see you in the unemployed line (ok, I don’t want anyone there, but you get my point).
Now, maybe I’m a little biased in that I work in a shop that has money… lots of it in comparison to many shops. I hear $100,000 for a purchase and say “that’s cheap” on a fairly regular basis. And yes, I expect some Linux/Open Source people to tell me that they do this “free” thing all the time, but that has a support system of sorts. While I may disagree with the effectiveness of this approach, it’s still support.
Gmail/Skype, etc… and basing your show on this? I’m glad you are… every time an outage occurs, it’s just that much easier to compete in the market, as you just eliminated yourself.
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So, for the last 4 weeks, my work life has been consumed by assisting folks with the deployment of a new application. While I’m not of liberty to discuss details about it specifically, it just amazes me about the level of stupidity, emotional attachment, ignornace, defensiveness, etc… regarding it have come out.
For a simple web application, one or two servers should handle it for a simple number of users (you can define simple yourself here). When you have a near 5 user to 1 server ratio, and it still sucks, wow…
Although, this has been an interesting experiment in learning new techniques to prove that my equipment is not causing the slow performance, random “kick outs”, error messages, etc… I’ve gotten sick of the experiment. On Monday, I’m out of it and onto my next project…
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