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I don’t normally like spam, and I oddly enough don’t really get much of it either. However, I do seem to get loads of FWD’s from people. Today though, unlike most, I read a couple and this one caught my eye as funny. I’ve seen it before, but it still managed to make me chuckle again…

Learn Japanese in 5 minutes…

1) Thats not right…………………………………. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………………………… Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man……………………………………… Dum Fuk
5) Small horse…………………………………….. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?…………………… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table……………… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift…………………. Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here………………………… Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet……………. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone…………………… No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight………………………… Lei Ying Lo
13) He’s cleaning his automobile……………. Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive…………….. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great…………………………………………… Fa Kin Su Pah

Comments

2 Responses to “Japanese If You Please.”

  1. seth on December 7th, 2005 1:30 am

    So, we can combine the small horse, harboring a fugitive and I think you need a face lift to make a pretty good line.

    On a side note after watching diggnation we really need to get our asses over to Japan….

  2. Amy on December 7th, 2005 2:38 am

    Haha! Yu Stin Ki Pu. Love it.

    Now IM going to forward this to every one I know. Bwahaha.

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