Watch Out for Bears


Now they may not have pictures to confirm a bear exists, but they do have cardboard cutouts that look AMAZINGLY like bears. Please make sure you don’t shoot a human carrying one of these cutouts for fox news. The cutout may look like a bear but it is in fact a person like you and me behind it.

Also, if the squirrel head has a human body, that isn’t a squirrel and should not be hunted/fired upon.