The Grudge List, cont.
That’s right, continued…
Why? Because one “Grudge List” page just isn’t enough! No really; it wouldn’t allow me to add any more text.
- Dan spread public falsities about Weekend at Bernie’s (8.21.12).
- Today Dan noticed my sunglasses have bling. I’ve had them for nearly a year. He never pays attention to the important details (3.15.12).
- Dan missed, quite possibly, my most important life achievement to date. 110 beers should not to be taken so lightly. I mean, you were my flower girl for cripes sake (1.25.12).
- Dan hasn’t done anything noteworthy for the Grudge List over the last month and now I am getting flack from others for not updating it (10.19.11).
- “Fancy Dan” showed me his middle fingers (9.21.11).
- Dan opened my cracker package and then lied about it (9.1.11).
- Dan did not retrieve me crackers as instructed (8.25.11).
- Dan stabbed my hand while eating supper. He may recount this story differently, but he is not to be trusted (7.31.11).
- Dan took a picture of me while I was sleeping. Creeper (7.19.11).
- Dan has essentially refused to pick me up when we go on our hypothetical date (7.14.11).
- Dan said I’m beautiful… on the inside (7.14.11).
- Dan sweat all over my cat (7.6.11).
- Dan has so many grudges I had to make a second page. Why do you require so much effort from me (7.6.11)?
July was pretty hilarious. I miss July.
zombiefooddan said this on November 3, 2011 at 10:41 pm